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The Cavalcade of Schlock
Here you will find a bevy of designs frequently pulled from random comments shouted out at our monthly film events, along with other nifty things. Feel free to browse by clicking an image below to see all products featuring that design!
Do you love bad movies with titles like "Lifeforce", "Bug", and "Cyborg Ninja"? Then you, friend, have found a home! The Cavalcade of Schlock is like going to the drive-in with 20 of your best friends with a cooler full of beer.
Cavalcade Logo
A sadly neglected people, the undead mutant cyborg ninja population need your support! And we're not asking you to wear any lousy wristbands either! So gear up, and SHOW YOUR LOVE!
Undead Ninjas Need Love Too
Ghosts: Remember it's not necrophilia if they don't have a body. Words to live by.
GHOSTS
If you believe in the power of Rock and Roll while facing Space Aliens, Zombies, and transexual Gangsters-then you know that love truly has no borders, nationalities, genders, or vital sign!
Love has no Borders...or Vital Sign!
At our first meeting, one of the Cavalcaders said we were like a bookclub...a very disturbed little bookclub that had an unhealthy fascination with Zombies. Hence the shirt.
Bookclub Vs. Drive-In
Special Edition Cavalcade Of Schlock shirts from our first year of existance!
Movies, Monsters, Mayhem!
Is the government trying to regulate your right to bear arms against the infected? 

Do you want to teabag your undead representative...after shooting him in the FACE? 

Well then, America-This shirt is for YOU!
I Hunt Zombies and I Vote!
You know you're in for it when you run out of bullets! When the Zombie Apocalypse comes, let the undead know just how hardcore you REALLY are.
This sh*t just got REAL
Why are we better than other movie sites? Because our ghost writer has a flaming skull and a cool motorcycle jacket, that's why.
Ghost Writer
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